Hi, all.

So I’ve got some exciting news—I’m going to be working with Dungeons of Dredmor creators Gaslamp Games on one of their projects! If I can, I’d like to talk a little bit about what we’ll be doing. Now, I’m not really good on the whole ‘corporate secrecy’ angle, and Gaslamp doesn’t want to give away too much yet, but I was told I could write whatever and they’d edit it down later to remove any material which was “sensitive, or could be admissible as evidence.”

Look around you. Oftentimes it feels a bit like we’re living in the future, doesn’t it? We’ve got self-driving cars, and computers you can hold in the palm of your hand. It’s been an era of terrific advancements, and now we’re excited to make our own, ground-breaking contribution to bringing you the next step in consumer technology—xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xx xx xx  xxxx! Yes, due to new advances in bio-tech, xxx xxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxx xx xxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxx the loveable (and marketable) Diggle creatures, from their popular game Dungeons of Dredmor!

Obviously this will be huge, so a lot of time and thought has been put into how we’ll xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx in time for the Christmas season. Now of course we’re doing serious science here, and failure is as much a part of science as is success, but we’re happy to announce that xxxxxxxxxx xx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxx xxxx several early prototypes. Results have been good, with xx xxxx xxx xxx xxxxxxx and xxx xx xx xxxxx xxxxx all within reasonable tolerances. In one case xxxxx xxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxx xx x xxx xx x x, and our tester xxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xx xxxxxxxx causing it to become enraged, but after xxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxx xx xxx xx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx with his few remaining limbs, according to doctors. Also, occasionally, due to some calibration issues with the xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxx xxxxxx xxx xxx xxxxxx xxx as many as four eight-foot long tentacles, studded with eyes and teeth, but xxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxx xx x severe property damage xxxxxxxx xxxx xx xxx xxxxxx xxxx xx xxx xxx xx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxx xx xxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xx xxx xxxxx could still kill it with fire or possibly some kind of potent acid (DISCLAMER: WE DO NOT GUARANTEE IT IS HARMED BY EITHER FIRE OR ACID).

We’ve taken all possible steps to comply with government regulations, but since what we’re doing is in many ways at the forefront of science (especially xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx xxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx> from disused human bones and xxxx xxxx xxx), there has been some minor opposition from regulators. Why, the other day we were at xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx x xx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx called it an “abomination”. Can you believe it? Anyway, Nicholas overturned her desk and then xxxxxx xxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx with security xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx numerous small fires xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx so I don’t think we made any friends there.

Already we’ve had our ups and downs. But with a project of this magnitude, a ‘game-changer,’ if you will, would you expect any less? I’m very excited to be working with Gaslamp, and we hope you’re just as excited for xxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxx.

That’s all for now, but I’m sure I’ll see you there on launch day to xxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xx xxx xx x with our new xxx xxxxxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xxxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx xxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xxxxxxx xx xx xxxxxx and xxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xxxxxxx xx xx xxxxxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xx xxxxxxx xx xx xxxxxxxxx xxx xxxx with your few remaining limbs!